she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I have tasted many bathrooms
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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