And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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