i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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