Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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