I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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