Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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