My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
