did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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