i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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