I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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