Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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