I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I see more hoeing in ur future
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