She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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