JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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