I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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