that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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