So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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