Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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