He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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