This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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