Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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