Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My feet surprised me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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