Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize