Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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