babies were throwing up all over the place
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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