Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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