Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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