bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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