How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
