im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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