i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
