What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sext me about skeletons
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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