I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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