I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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