so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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