Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am one with the molecules
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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