I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
