yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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