the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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