what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
