he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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