What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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