your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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