okay pat passed out under dana's car
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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