Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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