How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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