he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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