Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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