Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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