Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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