"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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