Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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