do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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