I just made out with a guy for $7.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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