he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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