Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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