i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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