Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Little spoons don't ask big questions
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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