umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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