so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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